The Time Machine
Comic - June 3, 2002

I just saw this movie a couple weeks ago at the theater. No, I did not have to go back in time to see it but rather at the dollar theater. I don't know if your town has one but it's a place where you can go pay a buck or two, depending on the day and time, to see movies at the theater with a bunch of drunken teenagers after the movie is gone from regular theaters and before it is available to rent. It was kind of a fun movie, better than I expected after hearing how crappy the ending was and stuff. It had some cool eye candy and these really creepy monsters, their eyes scare me, they lack all intelligence and seem to know only evil. If I'm going to be gored to death by a monster I want him to be a smart one. Anyway, on the subject of time travel movies, someone should go back in time and tell people not to make them. Every time you finish watching one you just try and ponder the logistics and come to the conclusion that there are none. I guess it's all in good fun and each movie has its own crazy theory or laws of time. In fact, this comic is going to inform you of the most sacred time travel secret. Also I am going to make this statement: THERE WILL NEVER BE TIME TRAVEL, and if there is then someone can come back in time, perhaps my future self, and make me erase that line, just a second, someone is at the door...

...Oh, I'd like to add that vests seem to be very popular time travel fashion.

-Tyler

 

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